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By Gundhramns Hammer
October 11, 2015
In the beginning, the dark lords in the new land
across the Big Pond had nothing but their own shit to eat, coupled with deep
hellish desires to become masters and to be owners of everything that was on the
horizon in front of their unblinking eyes.
So they decided to do something about it.
Since they were grand masters of social engineering,
they planned what most people would never know it was their plan.
They got together and said:
- Let there be money!
And behold! There was money!
Of course, it did not happen immediately but after they
have settled down an armed conflict of their own creation. Those had been long
years of darkness which had fallen upon countless people who were their victims
in the hell that came about.
And after this mess, the dark lords had become the
hidden owners of the economy and infrastructures, of the land and its fruits
and full masters of the destiny of everybody who had survived the fucking fire,
just as it had been planned by what they had planned to fully realise their
evil plans.
And they saw that this money was good, so they decided
to make some more money.
So, the dark lords got together again in their deep
dungeon, in such a quiet way that people who did not know what they did would
never know what they did but they did anyway.
And lo and behold, they did it!
This is what they did (Table 1):
And on the eighth
day, the dark lords rested. They took a long, long rest and ate. Some of them
fucked.
Today, they are still
enjoying the fruits of their crop without sweating their butt.
What a bloody deal!
Hmmm... The creepy
crept and put everyone on their crypt including the ones that had wept.
Since the beginning,
all it mattered to the dark lords was to have everything and everyone in their
net.
Till this day, their
net is bringing them a lot of net.
This goes to show you
that, despite their mumbo jumbo telling the whole world otherwise, the dark lords are emptier like hell than everyone else, for their emotional needs
are never met by their net from their net when they throw their net to net what
they want to catch with their net.
Fucking devils!
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Albanese J.S. (2015). Organized Crime: From the Mob to Transnational Organized Crime. Seventh Edition. Elsevier Inc., Waltham, MA, USA. 392 p.
Barber H. (2007). Tax Havens Today: The Benefits and Pitfalls of Banking and Investing Offshore. John Wiley & Sons, Inc., Hoboken, NJ, USA. 324 p.
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Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Dirección de Investigación y Proyección Social (DIRINPRO), Instituto de Investigación y Desarrollo NITLAPLÁN, Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2004). Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica: Políticas juveniles y rehabilitación. Volumen III. UCA Publicaciones, Managua, Nicaragua. 421 p.
Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2001). Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica. Volumen I. UCA Publicaciones, Managua, Nicaragua. 223 p.
Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2007).
Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica: Pandillas y capital social. UCA Editores, Universidad Centroamericana "José Simeón Cañas", San Salvador, El Salvador. 346 p.
Farer T. (Ed.) (1999). Transnational Crime in the Americas: An Inter-American Dialogue Book. Routledge, New York, NY, USA. 312 p.
Hellyer P.T. (2014). The Money Mafia: A World in Crisis. Trine Day LLC, Walterville, OR, USA. 192 p.
Martel Trigueros R. (2006). Las maras salvadoreñas: Nuevas formas de espanto y control social. ECA (Estudios Centroamericanos), 61 (696): 957-979.
Palan R., Murphy R. & Chavagneux C. (2010). Tax Havens: How Globalization Really Works. Cornell University Press, Ithaca, New York, NY, USA. 270 p.
Portillo N. (2003). Estudios sobre pandillas juveniles en El Salvador y Centroamérica: Una revisión de su dimensión participativa. Apuntes Psicol., 21 (3): 475-493.
Shaxson J. (2011). Treasure Islands: Uncovering the Damage of Offshore Banking and Tax Havens. Palgrave Macmillan, St. Martin´s Press LLC, New York, NY, USA. 207 p.
UNODC (2012). Transnational Organized Crime in Central America and the Caribbean: A Threat Assessment. United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC), Vienna, Austria. 80 p.
Varese F. (2011). Mafias on the Move: How Organized Crime Conquers New Territories. Princeton University Press, Princeton, NJ, USA. 278 p.
References
Albanese J.S. (2015). Organized Crime: From the Mob to Transnational Organized Crime. Seventh Edition. Elsevier Inc., Waltham, MA, USA. 392 p.
Barber H. (2007). Tax Havens Today: The Benefits and Pitfalls of Banking and Investing Offshore. John Wiley & Sons, Inc., Hoboken, NJ, USA. 324 p.
Colussi M. (2010). Las "maras": Nueva forma de control social. Aporrea.org. 4 p.
Cruz J.M. (Ed.) (2006). Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica: Las respuestas de la sociedad civil organizada. Volumen IV. UCA Editores, Universidad Centroamericana "José Simeón Cañas", San Salvador, El Salvador. 448 p.
Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Dirección de Investigación y Proyección Social (DIRINPRO), Instituto de Investigación y Desarrollo NITLAPLÁN, Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2004). Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica: Políticas juveniles y rehabilitación. Volumen III. UCA Publicaciones, Managua, Nicaragua. 421 p.
Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2001). Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica. Volumen I. UCA Publicaciones, Managua, Nicaragua. 223 p.
Equipo de Reflexión, Investigación y Comunicación (ERIC), Instituto de Encuestas y Sondeo de Opinión (IDESO), Instituto de Investigaciones Económicas y Sociales (IDIES), e Instituto Universitario de Opinión Pública (IUDOP). (2007).
Maras y pandillas en Centroamérica: Pandillas y capital social. UCA Editores, Universidad Centroamericana "José Simeón Cañas", San Salvador, El Salvador. 346 p.
Farer T. (Ed.) (1999). Transnational Crime in the Americas: An Inter-American Dialogue Book. Routledge, New York, NY, USA. 312 p.
Hellyer P.T. (2014). The Money Mafia: A World in Crisis. Trine Day LLC, Walterville, OR, USA. 192 p.
Martel Trigueros R. (2006). Las maras salvadoreñas: Nuevas formas de espanto y control social. ECA (Estudios Centroamericanos), 61 (696): 957-979.
Palan R., Murphy R. & Chavagneux C. (2010). Tax Havens: How Globalization Really Works. Cornell University Press, Ithaca, New York, NY, USA. 270 p.
Portillo N. (2003). Estudios sobre pandillas juveniles en El Salvador y Centroamérica: Una revisión de su dimensión participativa. Apuntes Psicol., 21 (3): 475-493.
Shaxson J. (2011). Treasure Islands: Uncovering the Damage of Offshore Banking and Tax Havens. Palgrave Macmillan, St. Martin´s Press LLC, New York, NY, USA. 207 p.
UNODC (2012). Transnational Organized Crime in Central America and the Caribbean: A Threat Assessment. United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC), Vienna, Austria. 80 p.
Varese F. (2011). Mafias on the Move: How Organized Crime Conquers New Territories. Princeton University Press, Princeton, NJ, USA. 278 p.
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